Google and the other search engines send a lot of traffic to my blog, and I'm grateful. But sometimes I look at the search strings and wonder what the SEs were thinking. I mean, take a look at this closeup of my StatCounter page and note some of the strange traffic Google has sent me just today. I especially liked:
7 rules for writing chinese
Trust me, I don't even know one rule for writing Chinese. Sorry, friend, but you've come to the wrong blog.
Um, that makes about as much sense as getting pre-employed or pre-pregnant. You either are or you aren't, right?
music notes for violin rap
A violin rap? I guess it's really true what they say--nothing is too weird for the internet.
If you're a blogger, why not nip down to the Comments and tell us about the weird search strings you've encountered in your traffic logs.