I wasn't. It was spam. But it was the best spam I've ever read. Here in its entirety is the text of the message:
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I never did figure out what they were trying to sell me, but I'm posting this in the hope that it will inspire some of you creative people who are currently sifting through ideas for your next writing projects. Let me know if this is any help.