If I owned a print magazine, the inaugural issue might look something like this.
Wondering what your magazine would look like? Pop over to Flickr and in about five minutes, you'll know. Be sure to come back here and leave us a link in the comments if you want to share.
If any of you would like to write an article to go along with one of my spoofy headlines, please have at it. Go ahead and make up facts and quotes to your heart's content. Make me laugh, and I just might post your article here and give you a reward. (If you can't read the headlines, click on the pic and make it bigger.)
Note to sharp-eyed Canadians: I know, it was a cheap shot. Sometimes I just have no heart at all.