It seems that people are arguing over the fate of "Bubba", a 22-pound lobster which is estimated to be between 50 and 100 years old.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent [owner Bob]Wholey a letter asking him to work with the group to release Bubba back in the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Maine.
Another group calling itself People For Eating Tasty Animals reportedly offered Wholey a hefty price for the lobster. At Tuesday's price of $14.98 a pound, Bubba would retail for about $350.
Where do I sign up to join that second group? Yum!
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